You’re going to do something embarrassing your freshman year. Whether you run into a glass window trying to get to your final exam, like this girl:
My first!!!!! College!!!! Exam!!!! Was magical D is for Degree amiright pic.twitter.com/3WOBiJT3AF
— Ann Mark (@annmarkk) December 15, 2017
Or you get lost on your your first day:
*Playing never have I ever*
Friend: Never have I ever accidentally walked past my classroom then continue to walk around the entire school because I don't want to do a freshman 180 and embarrass myself
I begin to sweat
— name (@dawsongamble88) November 18, 2017
Your cheeks will warm and your face will cringe many times this next year. Here are some potential situations you should avoid:
Jester West Dormitory
Get caught making out in the stairwell because your roommate is at his desk playing Xbox Live.
Jester East Dormitory
Think you’re in Jester West.
McCombs School of Business
Show up to the career fair in your prom suit.
shoutout to those high school debate kids doing the most insanely obnoxious vocal warm up outside mccombs, pls come back and annoy the business majors everyday and thank you for your service
— david (@aarndavd) December 1, 2017
Hogg
Confuse this place with Hogg Auditorium and arrive late to class. The map abbreviation for Hogg is “WCH.” No one knows why.
Speedway
Get hit by the Domino’s delivery driver’s bike. The man is on the hunt.
University Teaching Center
Call your professor “Mom” or “Dad.”
Robert Lee Moore Hall
Frantically push buttons to take the elevator to floors 5, 6 or 7. It’s not happening.
overheard after class: "I like RLM actually"
what kind of 80s architectural hell are u living in??? wrong
— dauphine (@_dauphinesse) January 24, 2017
Belo Center for New Media
Those giant stairs in the foyer entrance, yeah, you’ll trip. Or drop your phone between the steps and rail and watch it fall 50 feet down.
Dean Keeton
Take up biking during college and start on your first ride here.
Kinsolving Dining
Steal forks to use in your off-campus apartment next year.
it has come to my attention that there's been multiple sightings of a dead rat outside of kins and i just wanna that yes, it is me, pls don't be shy to say hi next time
— christina (@thechristinava) December 7, 2017
Norman Hackerman
Ask what those canoes are for. Nobody knows. The joke is old.
Online
Treat people from the #UT22 or other meme Facebook pages like gods. Better yet, create an IRL shrine to a plush dog and then kidnap him like #UT19 did.
Gregory Gym
Walk around trying to figure out where the actual gym equipment is. Turn right or left and go down some stairs, you’ve got this.
Perry-Castaneda Library
You don’t need to spend the night in the library. Your bed in Jester is, like, 100 feet away. Go to sleep.
