Dear Daily Texan, I accidentally locked myself in the Panda Express bathroom two weeks ago. After four hours, a worker let me out. Ever since, I haven’t been able to get it out of my mind. Dear reader,  Flushed...

Dear Daily Texan, My roommate loves March Madness and won’t stop watching it. Every time I see her, she will be glued to the screen watching basketball. We’re not super close, but I want to get closer...