UT-Austin is ranked a top party school by some liars. But pretend UT actually goes hard. What would each college’s drink of choice be?

• Cockrell School of Engineering: Shirley Temple

• A virgin drink.

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• College of Education: Skittles Vodka

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• Teachers love doing crafts. Soaking Skittles in vodka is something extra a teacher would do.

• College of Fine Arts: Sangria

• This drink takes tons of effort to make, but at least the end product is beautiful.

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• College of Liberal Arts: Sutter Home White Zinfandel

• Y’all are not as creative as you think you are. PBR? No. Your grandparents were cracking open a can of PBR at 11 a.m. every morning, IT’S BEEN DONE. You can have this $9 bottle of pink wine that will make you puke the next morning even without a hangover. Take it and accept that you’re basic.

• College of Natural Sciences: Irish Car Bomb

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• Always on Snapchat in chemistry posting stories of things exploding or smoking? Try this drink.

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• College of Pharmacy: Water

• Drink whatever you want at night, but any good pharmacy major knows you should set a glass of water next to your bed for your morning aspirin. Can’t mix aspirin and alcohol.

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• Dell Medical School: Vodka and cranberry juice

• It’s healthy, right?

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• Jackson School of Geosciences: Scotch

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• Served on the rocks.

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• LBJ School of Public Affairs: Rum and Coke

• Former President Lyndon B. Johnson had four buttons installed on his Oval Office desk: coffee, tea, Coke and Fresca. Add a little rum to any of these and it would be acceptable.

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• McCombs School of Business: Manhattan

• Y’all think you’re special. You’re not.

• Moody College of Communication: Margarita mix

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• You forgot to bring the actual alcohol, but you tried your best.

• School of Architecture: Beer tube

• Choose any cheap beer, it doesn’t matter. Admire the construction and novelty of this monstrosity like you do in class.

• School of Information: The cocktail menu

• Who are you people? What do you do? Information? Okay, read the menu, I guess.

• School of Law: Jack Daniel's

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• Lawyers drink bourbon. You aren’t that fancy yet. You get whiskey.

• School of Nursing: Long Island Iced Tea

• Nurses go out for happy hour with their friends, gossip and drink Long Island Iced Teas until they get a little tipsy, then go home and watch Grey’s Anatomy. I think you have to finish season 14 before they hand you the nursing degree.

• School of Social Work: Barefoot Moscato

• Ever met a social work major who didn’t invite you to a “Wine and Whine” get together?

• School of Undergraduate Studies: Bud Light

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• You never really know what you’re getting (can? bottle? draft?), just that you really should pick something else.